whiterosesandaeroplanes:

taytaymmcgee:

smallerror:

bnhollander:

uglypeopleblog:

Chips and dip.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

DARREN. OH MY GOD.

WHY DO YOU DO THISS?!

Grossest thing ever

This just made my life.

mehota-honehe:

zakmcgrath:

scrake:

fdjskahg HOLY SHIT

this is brilliant

where can i sign up to marry anderson cooper?

He deserves billions of high fives

whiterosesandaeroplanes:

bnhollander:

Colin is me and Ryan Stiles is Tyler.

True story

This is me and Damian.

science-of-seduction:

meganannedear:

moniquill:

sanityscraps:

abaldwin360:

duessa:

erinebola:

littlephiish:

FUCK

OH MY GOD NO.

Time to buy a new car and SHOVE THIS ONE OFF A CLIFF

Fuck NO.

That is a Subaru WRX - I would fight all of those fucking bees for that car.

All of them.

NOPE. I’D JUST CLIFF IT. WITH AN M-920 CAIN. OR LEAVE IT TO DIE ON VIRMIRE. CHRIST, IT JUST NEEDS TO GET NUKED.

Just so everyone knows, swarming like this is a thing that honeybees do.Via wikipedia:

Swarming is the natural means of reproduction of honey bee colonies. A new honey bee colony is formed when the queen bee leaves the colony with a large group of worker bees, a process called swarming. In the prime swarm, about 60% of the worker bees leave the original hive location with the old queen. This swarm can contain thousands to tens of thousands of bees. Swarming is mainly a spring phenomenon, usually within a two- or three-week period depending on the locale, but occasional swarms can happen throughout the producing season.

If you’ve got a swarm going on in or around your property, the best thing to do is stay well back from it, call information and locate your nearest apiary (if you’re sufficiently close to one, that’s probably where the bees are -from-). swarms usually relocate on their own to an attractive hive site, but if they’re trying to hive in an inappropriate location, a beekeeper can come and remove the swarm safely.

Honey bees in the US are currently under stress from mite infestations; exterminating a swarm in a situation where bee removal is possible is irresponsible, as healthy and genetically diverse bee populations are critical to population recovery. Seriously, we need these gals to pollinate our food crops and stuff. 

I had no idea you could call an apiary to help with the bees. AWESOME TIP.

I’ve seen Pushing Daisies, what you need to do is get the Queen Bee into a container that will fit in your mouth and spit it and people. It’ll kill them, it’s great, and you can walk around covered in bees and shit. 

NO FUCKING WAY

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tatehollander:

RIP MCA (by ColdplayTV)

:’)

Holy shit

bnhollander:

beeron-things:

bornwithmyfreeguns:

tyleroakley:

Pastor Sean Harris preaches to his congregation, “The second you see your son dropping that limp wrist, you walk over there and crack that wrist. Man up. Give him a good punch… and when your daughter starts acting too butch, you rein her in.” This is a man who claims to preach the word of God.

That is misogynistic, homophobic horseshit that shouldn’t be allowed anywhere at all ever. This speech is the exception to free speech.

Things this speech is:

• Homophobic as fuck
• Sexist
• Terrible

Things this speech includes:

• Permission and encouragement to beat your own children
• Homophobia
• Misogyny
• Did I mention the part about beating children?

what’s more disgusting is that people are actually agreeing. i hate religious extremism [not religions themselves]. it’s the real poison for our species. 

WELL FUCK.  WHAT THE FUCK.  HOW DOES A MAN SAY THOSE WORDS.

What the actual fuck?